Community Calendar

GENERAL

9:00am-3:00pm, 645 Main Street

BeaconFest Boomer & Senior Fair, the area's largest party for boomers and seniors, features an exciting lineup of entertainment, free food, more...0 lively seminars and informational booths from over 80 local vendors displaying their senior-related products and services. Thousands of dollars worth of door prizes will be given away every half hour including a pair of tickets to see The Rolling Stones concert in May! Admission is FREE. For more information, call 243-8829 x102 or visit www.beaconseniornews.com

MUSIC

7:00pm-9:00pm, Moss Performing Arts Center, Room 128 @CMU

The Western Colorado Guitar Society presents Dr Mary Kleinsorge in concert at the Moss Performing Arts Center, Room 128, on April 16, at 7:00 PM. She more...0 will be performing works for classical guitar as well as a selection of her own compositions. This performance will showcase Carulli's Duet in D done with a jazz swing slant. Mary has studied under several classical guitar masters over the years including, James Smith, Eric Nohe, Javier de los Santos and Miguel de Hoya. Donations will be accepted at the door. Please come and usher in Spring with a wonderful night of music.

FILM

Operation Petticoat

7:30pm-9:30pm, 645 Main Street

Shop or dine downtown anytime on Tuesday and bring us your receipt to see the 7:30 pm movie for free! One admission for every $5 spent. Admission is more...0 $7 without a receipt. Receipts must be same day and date as the movie. For more information or questions please call 970-263-5700. 1959 Rating: NR Genre: Classics, Comedy, Romance Runtime: 120 minutes Rear Admiral Matt Sherman (Cary Grant) visits the submarine Sea Tiger on the morning of its decommissioning and reminisces about his time as the first commander of the boat, in 1941. Three days after Pearl Harbor, the sub is damaged during an enemy air raid in the Philippines; rather than abandoning her, Sherman and his chiefs refloat the boat. He's forced to accept the services of Lt. (jg) Nick Holden (Tony Curtis), who has no sea experience. Sherman appoints Holden -- a born conniver, deal-maker, and scrounger (his motto: "In confusion, there is profit") -- as supply officer, and through a series of burglaries and petty thefts he gets the Sea Tiger seaworthy again. Up to this point, the movie is an increasingly amusing service comedy, akin to the lighter moments of Mr. Roberts, running on Grant's wry exasperation and Curtis's cool arrogance, coupled with Arthur O'Connell's periodic sardonic yet optimistic jabs at their situation and Gavin MacLeod's fidgety nervousness. The Sea Tiger puts to sea ahead of the Japanese with a quintet of stranded army nurses aboard. The film shifts to a new level of humor as the officers and crew try to cope with living in close quarters with five attractive women in their midst. Grant gives a very witty performance as a man who is both exasperated by the situation he is in, having to adjust his masculinity to keep it from clashing with the feminine sensibilities of his guests, and also trying to control the mating urges of his men, starting with Holden, who can't stay away from Lt. Duran (Dina Merrill). Complicating matters more is Grant's awareness that the Sea Tiger is a "virgin" -- she has never engaged the enemy, but when they finally do, the accident-prone Lt. Crandall (Joan O'Brien) causes their torpedo to miss a tanker and sink a truck (probably the funniest sight gag in the movie). The boat also gets an accidental coat of pink paint when their supply of red and white runs low, and ends up carrying several Filipino families -- including two pregnant women. Since neither the Japanese nor the Americans officially has a pink submarine, the Sea Tiger ends uphunted by both sides and come under attack by an American destroyer. That's where the women's presence becomes a godsend. The movie ends 18 years later, with Holden a serious career navy man and responsible father, married to Duran, and Grant married to Crandall, who is as accident prone as ever.

RADIO ROOM

STATION EVENT

THEATRE

6:30pm-8:00pm, 1310 Ute Ave

Adapted by Tony Lopez from the original work by Dashiell Hammett and the Lux Radio adaptation. Nick Charles is a former private detective who is more...0 enjoying an early retirement with his wealthy and witty socialite wife Nora. But their leisure is interrupted when Nick is drawn into a case involving a missing inventor. Blackmail, mystery, mayhem and murder ensue as the sleuthing couple and their faithful dog Asta unravel the case of the Thin Man!

CLASSES/LECTURES

Warm and Safe Therapeutic Touch

7:00pm-9:00pm, B Yoga, 305 Main St

A warm and inviting workshop for adults to share the therapeutic benefits of platonic touch. No partner or yoga mat required. Wear comfortable more...0 clothes. Meets every third Friday. Minimum 6 participants. Reservations required. Click the link and scroll down to find In Touch Yoga.

FUNDRAISERS/BENEFITS

GENERAL

7:00pm-9:00pm, 645 Main Street

Rodney Carrington is an extremely successful American stand-up comedian, actor, singer, and songwriter with a career spanning the likes of around 20 more...0 years. He has produced television shows for ABC, and even co-wrote and co-starred in the film Beer for My Horses with country singer Toby Keith. Rodney has an amazing wealth of talent and will be bringing his lively and energetic stand-up routine to the Grand Valley this September. The show contains explicit language and material not suitable for minors. RECOMMENDED FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY

MUSIC

9:00pm-11:30pm, 9108 Oak Cliff Dr

OKC songwriter & pop artist brings the show to Colorado.

FILM

FUNDRAISERS/BENEFITS

SPORTS

Run, walk or cheer on your friends with The Rock a

8:00am-11:00am, Palisade Riverbend Park Address: 451 Pendleton St, Palisade, CO 81526

Color The Rock Run When: April 20, 2019 Location: Palisade Riverbend Park What: A COLORFUL EVENT Run, walk or cheer on your friends with The Rock and more...0 MAD Racing Colorado Saturday April 20, 2019 for the 1st Annual Color The Rock Run. EVENT PARKING AND COURSE INFORMATION This colortastic event will be held at the beautiful Riverbend Park in Palisade. Parking will be available on location as well. The course is a mix of concrete and dirt paths. There will be color splashing stations along the route as well as a water station halfway through. Hosted by: The Rock Church (therockgj.com). Professional Event Management Service by: MAD Racing Colorado (www.madracingcolorado.com) A WORTHY CAUSE Proceeds of this colorfully fun event go to the Girls Ministries and Royal Rangers at The Rock Church. Feel free to visit the following websites to learn more about these amazing children's programs. Online Registration: https://colortherockrun.com Registration: $15-$40 Venue Info: Palisade Riverbend Park Address: 451 Pendleton St, Palisade, CO 81526 Website: http://www.townofpalisade.org/ Host Info: The Rock Church Address: 2170 Broadway, Grand Junction, CO 81507 Phone: (970) 242-7625 Email: colortherockrun@gmail.com Website: https://colortherockrun.com

RADIO ROOM

STATION EVENT

THEATRE

2:00pm-3:30pm, 1310 Ute Ave

Adapted by Tony Lopez from the original work by Dashiell Hammett and the Lux Radio adaptation. Nick Charles is a former private detective who is more...0 enjoying an early retirement with his wealthy and witty socialite wife Nora. But their leisure is interrupted when Nick is drawn into a case involving a missing inventor. Blackmail, mystery, mayhem and murder ensue as the sleuthing couple and their faithful dog Asta unravel the case of the Thin Man!

MUSIC

7:00pm-10:00pm, 905 Struthers Ave

Live Music with Lil Snootch